pinocchio's crime :
he said, "my nose will now grow"
and all hell broke loose
haiku 47: disproving physics
haiku 46: blah blah mandatory vaccinations
the swine flu vacine
it's not that i'm pro-flu shots-
i'm pro-IV drugs
haiku 42: evil kiwis and fuzzy witches
put a spell on me
black, white and green all over
witches and kiwis
haiku 39: home made remedy
chicken noodle soup
makes you feel good when you're sick
(that's 'cause i add speed)
haiku 31: my big day in space
blasted off, zoom zoom
hung out with green aliens
got probed, it was great
haiku 28: under the exam table
midterm exam stress
it's real hard to write my test
with you on your knees
haiku 27: you're a -- what ?
picking up hot chicks
when claire turns out to be clyde ...
...take what you can get
haiku 25: calorie-wise cocaine
i'm not an addict
i swear, it's not what you think
my weight-loss program
haiku 19: come back flavour
it's still the same piece
been chewing this gum for days
hoping you'll come back
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