i had bad acne
then ten surgeries later
my face just fell off
i eat bark and wood
floppy tail and raping cats
beaver with rabies
i made a sex tape
my own media time bomb
a fame enhancer
it's euthanasia
it's overpopulation
it's youth in asia
brought home a crack whore
smashed her head with a guitar
"sex, drugs, rock and roll"
broccoli brothers
"ain't nothin' but crooked cops-
cauliflower pigs"
orange juice needs pulp
like how amputees need limbs
and people need brains
oysters, chocolate
the smell of crisp new money
aphrodisiacs
columbus, cabot,
marco polo, santa claus
accalimed explorers
strawberries, taffy,
caramel, male cadavers
"things i like to eat"
sharp teeth, bouncy tongue
i live in a gator's mouth
life is short but sweet
wilderness training
learn bird calls and camouflage
"future voyeur badge"
the vampire fad
(aka men who screw bats)
romance novel flop
made a time machine
tin clocks in the microwave
there's no crime in that
this ain't no play ground
some debts can not be repaid
by gushers and juice
misunderstanding
this is crumbled mush in bile
cultured moldy gross
plundering, sailing
wooden leg, sword, hook, orange
scurvy free yo-ho
slept with the writer,
director and producer
miss. "special thanks to:"
every time we fight
i make microwave popcorn
to mask the gun shots
