types of tv shows:
"pregnant teens doing cocaine"
and "war continues"
made a spider web
out of all your used condoms
reduce, reuse, yuck
pickles, pickled eggs
pickled corn, beets and best friends
everlasting needs
photocopied hearts
eaten by paper shredder
confetti kisses
the jingle bell rock:
elf groupies, holiday hash
not fun, just real strange
what is bamboo for?
panda consumption for one,
and for impaling
what's global warming?
it's earth in the microwave
on popcorn setting
"teach a man to fish,
he'll endanger a species"
nature is our bitch
grammar's a turn on
no like when u, talk lyk dis !
your an idiot
op amps and grow ops
both provide infinite joy
by both i mean one
pterodactyl hugs
love from the mesozoic
fossilized lovers
flat coke, diet coke
warm coke and watery coke
high maintenance drink
evolution sucks
nobody ever flosses
but we still need to
king kong, godzilla,
ghouls, monsters and ex-girlfriends
"things i shoot to kill"
milk in the cupboard
and cereal in the fridge
eat, contemplate, puke
stage a puppet show
using cannibal midgets
pint-size disaster
oh my god, first date !
popped pimples and shiny shoes
rohypnol in hand
desperate woman
kissing toads and licking frogs
no prince, warts instead !
bunnies rob the bank
millions are sawed in half
magician rampage
SORRY! you're real fat
a hungry hungry hippo
food monopoly
multitasking-me
brush teeth while in the shower
have sex while driving
yay global warming
polar bears getting a tan
icebergs to ice cubes
