shopping cart races
panhandling exposition
homeless summer games
recycling bottles
reducing carbon footprints
nickles to buy meth
forbidden green love
zucchini and cucumber
vegetable drama
maple syrup bra
canadian treat nipples
"check out my beaver"
rock ! paper ! scissors !
"ha! paper beats rock, you lose!"
rock beats your face in
cotton candy hair
my corn dog in her doughnut
sticky and messy
winking at cute boys
"is there something in your eye?"
that's when i drug them
dragonfly wedding
cake made out of mosquitoes
bug spray gate crasher
mushrooms make you grow
thrice proven by mario,
alice and hippies
deforestation
smog poison and lack of shade
surplus of toothpicks
loch ness monster lust
cthulhu tentacle love
ogopogo fire
the magic bullet
bumpits and miracle blades
bankrupt by tv
i'm a gambling man
russian roulette and hookers
bet my "cause of death"
college party time
lots of sex and lots of beer
wobbly legs and dicks
kissing booth business
surplus of lemons on hand
pucker for profits
"can you bring us forks?"
"can you speak american?"
culture ignorance
ice-cube-water-soup
exercise and celery
bony is beauty
shoes with sticky soles
spiderman-ning at the bars
parties on the roof
dental thought delight
slurpee flavors for toothpaste
brush with root beer float
giant tea bag fun
earl gray ocean and chai sea
tea time is swim time
eating dirt and seeds
drink water and puke up fruit
personal farmer
he taste like cheese whiz
he leaves corpses on the bed
reasons for break up
post break-up freedom
new car, new house and new boobs
"i'm my own woman"
orphans and warfare
cannibals and no fast food
the end of the world
panda fur towels
cups made out of ivory
lavish poacher life
freshly dead bear meat
marshmallows and graham crackers
favorite camping treats
