time is running out
hickory dickory dock
zombie mice out break
chinese restaurant
famous house special stir fry
the finest dog meat
discipline, abuse
you say spork but i say foon
sides of the same coin
reality shows
drama and gossip ensues
time to get real friends
licorice protest
segregation by palate
red army, black guard
gay bar group field trip
hetero permission slip
closet to dance floor
cloud watch confessions
"it's a pig? what do you think?"
"you're a pig", break up
smoke crack and get wack
get hot bitches in the sack
street cred and big mac
"make me a sandwich"
"vacuum and clean up your shit"
domestic living
anticipation
awaiting spurting blood flow
peeing on a stick
forgot your birthday
it wasn't on your facebook
how could i have known?
tomato and spice
hot sauce and blended virgins
my bloody mary
it's a pirate phrase
"ho, and a bottle of rum"
it's a hustler phrase
holes in pantyhose
parallels a woman's health
more holes, more herpes
learning how to dance
a-one, a-two, cha cha cha
my balls just fell off
lace crotchless panties
arousing in most contexts
except on my son
strawberry short cake
a lover between desserts
huckleberry pie
cell phone reception
violent diarrhea
why i did not call
endearing nick names
"the little engine that could"
oops, i meant 'dick' names
