soothing haiku.: December 2010

fat girl at the gym
high-school bro at the gay bar
change for the better

eating with your eyes
leads to great flavour let-downs
case in point: play doh

medieval torture
the dentist flossing my teeth
all i taste is blood

fire place channel
24 hour walmart time
christmas is coming

peaceful youth protests
black bloc looting carnival
two peas in a pod

'why so serious?'
movies quotes don't get you laid
and i'm serious

hot crossed buns for sale
one a penny then it's two?
hyperinflation

scientology
alien and god's love child
expensive childhood

cannibal vegans,
vegan zombies and myself
eat vegan as food

internet famous
cute cat captions and tubgirl
modern day values

laughing at black jokes
if there's a time and a place,
it's not in the hood

it's called "mo"venber
so now there's just no excuse
naive mustache girls

the two-man "snuggie"
also known as the "huggie"
CAN BE YOURS! CALL NOW

"destroy your fix gear!"
"the end of thick rimmed glasses!"
the great hipster purge

a parallel world
santa claus is santa pimp
sperm for all good girls

anorexic porn
fake low-fat sperm substitute
bony boner vice

making a snowman
thawed bodies found in the spring
concealed snow secrets

5-7-5