dental thought delight
slurpee flavors for toothpaste
brush with root beer float
giant tea bag fun
earl gray ocean and chai sea
tea time is swim time
eating dirt and seeds
drink water and puke up fruit
personal farmer
he taste like cheese whiz
he leaves corpses on the bed
reasons for break up
post break-up freedom
new car, new house and new boobs
"i'm my own woman"
orphans and warfare
cannibals and no fast food
the end of the world
panda fur towels
cups made out of ivory
lavish poacher life
freshly dead bear meat
marshmallows and graham crackers
favorite camping treats
expelliarmus
and avada kedavra
spells my dick can do
fresh squeezed orange juice
weapon of mass destruction
millions left blind
windows vs. mac
the sleek and user friendly
and the pile of shit
child adoption !
african baby import
multi-racial fad
too slow and too fast
like the hare and the tortoise
and like you last night
a candy made world
chocolate pudding in the bank
thieves caught black handed
lion verses cow
dad and menopausal mom
one sided battles
learning how to knit
working on a mile long scarf
how do you cast off?
farm liberation
tofu cows making soy milk
a vegan future
"no the saying goes,
'pot calling the kettle black,'
there's no N-bomb there."
the darwin express
(endangered animal train)
first stop: extinction
water damaged books
dirty sinks and nail clippings
pet peeve yucky things
same lunch every day
ham and mustard sandwiches
life without glamor
smashed all my windows
set fire to my bedroom
pcp is weird
crack open glowsticks
poor magic goo in our eyes
"i can see music"
captain jack sparrow
captain planet, captain crunch
ultimate show down
flour, sugar, bleach
made muffins for my party
passed out before ten
