smashed all my windows
set fire to my bedroom
pcp is weird
crack open glowsticks
poor magic goo in our eyes
"i can see music"
captain jack sparrow
captain planet, captain crunch
ultimate show down
flour, sugar, bleach
made muffins for my party
passed out before ten
sock eating machines
clothing cleaning alias
i'm on to you now
world wide concubine
with jane austen as satan
female oppression
two for one coupons !
dollar menu value meals !
no wonder we're fat
sugar-free sweetner
everyday oxymoron
disease-free hookers
implant upon birth
music, internet, life-aps
an iPhone birth right
fire departments
hose soaking innuendos
"save pussies in trees"
crazy craft farming
sheep made out of cotton balls
wolves with tummy fluff
knit one and pearl two
making sweaters out of cats
new use for dead pets
paint splatters and blobs
decoupage done by infants
"priceless works of art"
carbon, hydrogen,
oxygen and THC
that's what we're made of
being hetero
it's easier said than done
good-bye fabulous
surprise shark attack
pointy teeth and one quick bite
meaty submarine
ninjas tv shows
"it's anime, not cartoons"
"whatever loser"
"it's circumference."
"did you say, 'sir, cum for once,' ?"
"yeah, something like that."
strawberry milkshakes
picnics, human sacrifice
my romantic date
petting zoo visit
finding girls in new places
picking up hot "chicks"
killed my exgirlfriend
blasted her ashes to space
"wish upon a star"
keep the oven on,
dirty hands, front door unlocked
anti OCD
ebay shopping spree
free shipping and one day rush
it's retail facebook
female astronauts,
female doctors, leprechauns
fictional people
diamonds are crystals
diamonds are a girl's best friend
methamphetamines
