expelliarmus
and avada kedavra
spells my dick can do
fresh squeezed orange juice
weapon of mass destruction
millions left blind
windows vs. mac
the sleek and user friendly
and the pile of shit
child adoption !
african baby import
multi-racial fad
too slow and too fast
like the hare and the tortoise
and like you last night
a candy made world
chocolate pudding in the bank
thieves caught black handed
lion verses cow
dad and menopausal mom
one sided battles
learning how to knit
working on a mile long scarf
how do you cast off?
farm liberation
tofu cows making soy milk
a vegan future
"no the saying goes,
'pot calling the kettle black,'
there's no N-bomb there."
the darwin express
(endangered animal train)
first stop: extinction
water damaged books
dirty sinks and nail clippings
pet peeve yucky things
same lunch every day
ham and mustard sandwiches
life without glamor
smashed all my windows
set fire to my bedroom
pcp is weird
crack open glowsticks
poor magic goo in our eyes
"i can see music"
captain jack sparrow
captain planet, captain crunch
ultimate show down
flour, sugar, bleach
made muffins for my party
passed out before ten
sock eating machines
clothing cleaning alias
i'm on to you now
world wide concubine
with jane austen as satan
female oppression
two for one coupons !
dollar menu value meals !
no wonder we're fat
sugar-free sweetner
everyday oxymoron
disease-free hookers
implant upon birth
music, internet, life-aps
an iPhone birth right
fire departments
hose soaking innuendos
"save pussies in trees"
crazy craft farming
sheep made out of cotton balls
wolves with tummy fluff
knit one and pearl two
making sweaters out of cats
new use for dead pets
