compulsive liar
that was me but i got help
now i never lie
zombie mutation
rotten flesh and eating brains
eyeballs for breakfast
winning the lotto
now you can buy anything
like some respect
opposites attract
so we're made for each other
like pizza and sprouts
cheerleading captain
glee club, debate club, bitch club
got fat and made porn
a bucket of bliss
a love affair with sanders
finger licking good
severed body parts
human heart, kidney and lungs
a dish best served cold
e-harmony chat
detailed profiles and pictures
of my next victims
socially awkward
it's so hard to keep your cool
i puked while kissing
i built a shrink ray
time to kill unsightly growths
like your male ego
orange cover up
"hey, your bra strap is showing,
ms. dance-floor-hand-jobs"
dancing up and down
i need to pee so damn bad
front door house key blues
"it's not you, it's me"
but the joke's really on him
HIV AIDS, bitch !
i met you last night
we will never talk again
facebook friends for life
the ark forgot me
drowned despite my magic horn
darwin at its best
new relationships
i shouldn't have slept with you
itchy underpants
greasy nose bridges
two zeros for uselessness
l00sers h0lding hands
five seven five, babe
each syllable is for you
the love of my life
