5-7-5

5 - 7 - 5

haiku 185: barry blotters

expelliarmus
and avada kedavra
spells my dick can do

haiku 184: it buuuurns

fresh squeezed orange juice
weapon of mass destruction
millions left blind

haiku 183: stop crashing @$#!%!!!

windows vs. mac
the sleek and user friendly
and the pile of shit

haiku 182: jolie

child adoption !
african baby import
multi-racial fad

haiku 181: sex time fairy tales

too slow and too fast
like the hare and the tortoise
and like you last night

haiku 180: smarties

a candy made world
chocolate pudding in the bank
thieves caught black handed

haiku 179: barren

lion verses cow
dad and menopausal mom
one sided battles

haiku 178: yarn barn

learning how to knit
working on a mile long scarf
how do you cast off?

haiku 177: no fish too

farm liberation
tofu cows making soy milk
a vegan future

haiku 176: naggers

"no the saying goes,
'pot calling the kettle black,'
there's no N-bomb there."

haiku 175: dodo bird

the darwin express
(endangered animal train)
first stop: extinction

haiku 174: clean your bathroom

water damaged books
dirty sinks and nail clippings
pet peeve yucky things

haiku 173: crusts on

same lunch every day
ham and mustard sandwiches
life without glamor