soothing haiku.: 2011

spooky ghost costume
mistaken as racist nut
new fetish needed

triangle shaped bread
strawberry - peanut sandwich
a world without knives

spray paint medium
dicks drawn all over the train
inspired artists

cursed butter fingers
smashing and dropping bodies
murder is a mess

sewing needle prick
knocked out cold for years and years
the damn thing was laced

rock and roll brand milk
'best before twenty-seven'
strange jack daniel's taste

thermal power hugs
sensors placed on hotel beds
power lights with love

consuming fatigue
i told you it was jet lag
in-flight drug coma

no trash or clutter
a different kind of hoard
house crammed with ill will

ketchup to hot sauce
hot sauce to AB blood packs
red sauce progression

trade lattes for love
fifteen word starbucks orders
for five 'i love you's

murder by vacuum
death by inner soul suction
misguided ghostbust

newspaper nothing
black, white and red all over
non-racist bloodbath

crocodile dundee
face to face with steve irwin
crikey, thats good porn !

pink hair dye special
it's OH YAHH salon and spa
kool-aid based products

sperm whale and blue whale
brown bear and jabba the hut
world's largest mammals

5-7-5