landlady raging
"you owe me rent blah blah blah"
"your basement sucks, mom"
sleeps robs half your life
get blessed with insomnia
waste it on facebook
"super sweet sixteen"
then i was on "jersey shore"
now i'm on "teen mom"
filled oxygen tanks
meg ryan in "everest"
thin air love story
olympic frenzy !
burning torches and cheering
witch burning frenzy !
child predator
it's half your age plus seven
hugh hefner exempt
i started to deal
home grown livers, heart and brain
limited supply
divorced, quit my job
castration campaign starts now
burned all of my bras
it's seasame street !
semi-crazy trash can bum
cookie tweaking sketch
paint pictures with words:
"strawberry fields forever"
mashed frogs and parrots
straight edge vs. not
"you don't need weed to be dope"
... but it sure does help
schizoid homicide
doppelganger tragedy
not used to quiet
murder rampages
"it's god that made me do it"
plead insanity
boyfriends and girlfriends
a bi-curious yoyo
"walk the dog" two ways
y2k panic
electricity meltdown
there's no 'ap' for that
reading post secret
ice cream, hot cousin incest
my guilty pleasures
a pokemon coup
pikachu for president
pokeball freedom
ovary based oil
fallopian tube fillet
females for feasting
head splitting migraines
inner cranial pressure
an ego growth spurt
milk from kitty cats
hamburger meat from puppies
a pet cow named "veal"
bite size penises
vaginas the size of tire
private size nightmare
muffins and screwing
the corporate ladder too
we all love the top
virtual farm games
joys of pixel harvesting
gigabyte prized pig
baked lips on a stick
unconventional smooches
make out with your food
whale and octopus
multi-leg deep sea romance
knotty naughty sex
fruits to set the mood
cherries, strawberries and queers
let's all get fruity
polar bear, black bear
fornication colour mix
out comes panda bears
mass widespread blindness
cupid arrows in the eye
no love at first sight
