haiku 287: venti non-fat 180 degrees bullshit

trade lattes for love
fifteen word starbucks orders
for five 'i love you's

haiku 286: who you gonna call

murder by vacuum

death by inner soul suction

misguided ghostbust

haiku 285: no man left behind

newspaper nothing

black, white and red all over

non-racist bloodbath

haiku 284: crocodile hustler

crocodile dundee

face to face with steve irwin

crikey, thats good porn !

haiku 283: kool aid jammers

pink hair dye special

it's OH YAHH salon and spa

kool-aid based products

haiku 282: size counts

sperm whale and blue whale

brown bear and jabba the hut

world's largest mammals