sugar cube igloo
eskimos with cavities
sucrose inukshuks
books about shopping
books about empowered girls
it's cliterature
sky diving mishap
"in a coma brb"
new facebook status
hot air balloon ride
uplifting helium bliss
dead babies aboard
hungry prostitutes
blow jobs for burgers and fries
sauce comes with the deal
video game freak
arthritis and myopic
no friends, just hit points
skinny boy, girl jeans
cross-dressing generation
unisex high heels
whole wheat flax seed chips
i replaced them with cardboard
you didn't notice
bars vs. chat rooms
"is god missing an angle?"
"age, sex, location?"
nuclear sponges
radiation homemaking
wives with 15 tits
the female condom:
the "but we were being safe !"
leaky sperm windsock
animal crackers
noah's ark in my tummy
no ending rainbow
crushed bones mixed with milk
shredded cheese blended with teeth
calcium OD
cats in outer space!
using balloons and your pet
i'm very sorry
it's planned parenthood !
condoms, the pill, nuvarings
coat hanger backup
what is irony?
blizzards from global warming,
bulimic fat girls
slurpees, and candies
berries and new born babies
things i prefer blue
"magic power sticks"
this describes not only wands
but vibrators too !
safety progression
"don't take candy from strangers"
"don't take crack from wacks"
gained super powers
xray vision and time warps
no hot girl is safe
"okay guys, let's bounce"
"hocus pocus it's bogus"
leaving catchphrases
making a robot
programmed to love and make cakes
i call it "yum-bot"
ran a kid over
he had it coming, i swear
pokemon card thief
new resolutions
"drink less, swear less, murder less"
in for a rough year
