romantic movies
no need for your 'subtle' hints
i rather break up
language barrier
"i'm so ducking mad at you"
t9 misspoken
"four horsemen gangbang"
"singapore syphilis sling"
rejected cocktails
criss angel, mind freak
and little people, big world
modern day freak show
why we love mango:
tasty and slightly hairy
just like your girlfriend
early warning signs
ugly friends and no cell phone
i'm out of your league
rain rain go away
jizz on someone else's day
end this wet foreplay
"turtlenecks are cool"
"it's okay to have small boobs"
liar on fire
new website concept:
hot porn and online poker
get rich and get off
a clicking frenzy
flurries of "like"s on facebook
"hi" is outdated
my first day of school
yummy snacks to trade for friends
brass knuckles for jerks
maybe i'm batman
maybe i'm screwing your wife
awesome regardless
marshmallow for brains
wife made out of chocolate
s'more children outcome
unemployment checks
government issued money
aka free drugs
shouting at strip clubs
"i see london! i see france!"
tasered by bouncers
gave two weeks notice
"this job sucks and the pay blows"
who'll do the chores now?
yellow submarine
strawberry fields and lucy
love is the walrus
catching butterflies
dual wing amputation
stick bug induction
real monopoly
go to jail, luxury tax
boardwalk suicide
chips in a blender
salt and vinegar smoothie
after school snack fail
behold and be awed
the eight wonder of the world:
a guy who calls back
drooling and sleeping
boring cubicle desk jobs
extended torture
married an ice queen
frostbites on my intimates
popsicle offspring
apple cider rain
fruity night thundershowers
umbrellas stuck up
a right of passage
coming out of the closet
in ass kicking heels
different kind of clue:
miss scarlet in the ballroom
naked and rope tied
witch doctor patience
"a watched pot never boils"
heads take months to shrink
playboy and easter
everyone loves a bunny
sex and chocolates
msn chatting
colon and parentheses
smiling through the screen
interracial love
black on white and white on black
zebras and barcodes
extra large coffee
amphetamines and red bull
no nightmares ever
